"HEY Y'ALL! I know, y'all. I know. I'm still employed. It's true. And all that blah blah blah blah bleedly blah blah you heard about how I am all walking out of auditions and then sorta disappearing for like hours at
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Two days, two message tee shirts, this one actually snapped in front of a massage parlor LIKE THE ONE IN HER SHOW. You can not convince me she didn't call the paparazzi to tell them where she was, especially since this was snapped in Studio City and not
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Eventually, I am going to take out an ad in The Hollywood Reporter, and it's going to be addressed to Jennifer Love Hewitt: GIRL. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR HEART, BROKEN OR OTHERWISE. WE KNOW. Is what it will say. I may also mention something about Vajazzeling and habitually
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"I know," Kris Jenner said, bolting upright in her bed late Sunday night, clutching her nightgown with glee. "AT LAST I have a use for Scott, other than occasionally allowing him to be the most practical person on Kim and the Other One Take Over Somewhere, blowing
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Oh, delusional child. You REALLY didn't need to spell it out for us. [Photo: WENN]
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I've talked before about how I don't like giving people a pass for stuff just because of who they are -- even SWINTON, really. She's awesome to behold, and all, but if she looks insane I'm not pulling the punch. Ditto Gwen Stefani.
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Shh. Let's not frighten her: But does -- I said, keep it down. I don't want to spook her! -- does Lindsay Lohan look....like, totally normal here or what? Jeans, cute shoes, a normal scarf over a normal little jacket over what looks like a potentially normal
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In some ways, this pattern is not all that different than the one I loved on Leslie Mann. So it comes down to execution. And call me crazy, but it's just less effective when you look like you wallpapered an adult diaper. Also, you're not wrong
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View the gallery "WHAT UP, IT'S YEEZY, WITH KIM KARDASHEEZY. I CAN'T BELIEEZY THAT YOU THINK WE ARE CHEESY AND MAKE Y'ALL QUEASY. I JUST WANT TO BE FREEZY TO LOVE WHO I PLEASY, AND -- DAMN, DID IT JUST GET BREEZY? AW, HELLSHIT,
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All hail our once and future queen: The sign of a true sartoralist artist is coordinating the paper-bag-gathered waistline of your hippie skirt with an actual paper bag IN YOUR HAND. Also, now she has a weapon in case she decides she needs to defend the honor of
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View the gallery For those of you wondering what's up with Penn Badgley's hair lately, the answer is... itself. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, FameFlynet]
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View the gallery It was very hot in L.A. on Friday and Saturday, so I'm sure the desert was no pleasure. But ... I don't know, am I alone in thinking a) those cannot possibly count as actual clothes, and b) that it's weird
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Good lord, child. How many of these does she HAVE lying around, anyway? I mean, I guess it makes packing a snap -- when all you wear is lycra, it rolls up nice and compact -- but it also makes her look like a sunburned jungle cat; a bathroom break look like
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This was NOT at Coachella (thank God!) and yet it probably should have been: Listen, Miley. Just because it's shorts, and there is a little fabric perenium yoking front to back, does not mean it still can't be TOO SHORT in a very yelpy and capsy
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So, Coachella expanded to two -- TWO! -- weekends this year, and at first I was like, "Hooray -- this is going to be nonstop hilarity," and then all of a sudden right now I want to slap the hilarity in the face and send it home for a shower. Why
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