Normally, I might balk a little at putting Charlie Sheen's only tangentially famous (and allegedly wacko) ex up here, but a concerned Fug National issued an All Points Fuggetin and it's important to spread the word: Suspect is thought to be infected with a dangerous strain
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What is happening on Demi Lovato's head? ... No, seriously. WHAT. This type of thing generally only works if you are also prone to getting blotto because you mistook Marilla Cuthbert's currant wine for cordial, accidentally baking rats into a pie that your beloved schoolteacher might eat,
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These are some tight pants. But, that's not why we're here. She has the body for them (although I don't actually think they are doing her body any kindly favors); she's erranding; whatever. No, we're here to discuss the little
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View the gallery In the previous post, I noted that slim celebrity fashion pickings of late threatened to necessitate posting snaps of Tara Reid in St. Tropez with Jedward (whom you might remember from Eurovision in 2011 and 2012, or, if you live in the UK, from a LOT of
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I recognize that this is an enormous amount of animal print. It's an embarrassment of animal print. Even a leopard is looking at this and going, "Lady, tone it down. You're not out on the savanna." However, she's carrying it off as
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I have no idea what this pattern is... ... but if I narrow my eyes and look in very specific spots, it looks like an ode to hamburgers. And I hope it IS, because look, if you're going to stick yourself in a weirdly crotched jumpsuit**, making it an
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This reminds me, I can't WAIT for Lindsay's terrible (I'm assuming) Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor. It will be spectacuterrible. Much like.... Too easy? Wait. That also sets up a really mean joke. I might just back out of the room quietly now.
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I wish I had found a slightly more direct photo of this in our subscriptions, but such is life. We can't always get what we want. To wit: There is no ham sandwich in my hand. However, other than the fact that I think she may be wearing
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I am going to have to start making of list of what "Just Being Miley" consists of: Apparently, said list includes: 1. sporting overall/jumpsuit hybrids that I have dubbed "jumperalls." 2. forgoing shirts. 3. topknots 4. getting a tattoo of a Teddy Roosevelt quote, when
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OH PATTY ARQUETTE. Girl. I have a caftan too, and I wear it all the time: AROUND THE HOUSE. And not with BOOTS. And NOT to Mr Chow's, which is also where Lady Gaga wore THIS, which means, I guess, that this post is officially a warning for
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It just goes to show how little happens during the doldrums of summer that the paparazzi decided to snap pictures of the erstwhile Bud Bundy, David Faustino, exiting an El Pollo Loco, of all things. Don't you feel like, if you were David Faustino, just running out for
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Who DOESN'T go out for dinner dressed like a blind bondage enthusiast who's recently been awarded a minor belt by the nice people at the World Wrestling Whatever It's Call Now? NOTHING is more polite to your fellow dinners, also, than sticking your nipple
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Can we all just agree that this is possibly the cutest anyone has ever looked when popping into Trader Joe's for groceries? Whenever I pop into TJ's, I look approximately two seconds away from committing murder. Also, file under: Sunglasses, Everyone Looks Better In.
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First of all, I can't believe that I learned that Jamie Campbell Bower and Bonnie "Ginny Weasley" Wright called off their engagement because I was trawling for material for the site and I saw a paparazzi shot of him HOLDING HANDS with Lily Collins. IS THIS
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Aw. SOMEONE is unhappy that no one's been paying much attention to her lately. Either that, or she ALWAYS shows up at LAX like this. Actually, it's probably both.
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