It must be a bummer to arrive at an event and find out that Heidi Klum is there wearing a similarly lacy black filmy number: Maybe Julianne can laugh it off by claiming they're both actually products from Zuul's broad new line of home decor, exclusively
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Hey, Fergs -- you got a little something on your shoulders. It looks like...bird: This outfit -- like so many at the AMAs -- reminded me of a mash-up of a variety of other things. A little Emma Watson at the HP7 premiere, a little Blake Lively in Boobs Legsley: The
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Let me say, right off the bat, that I'm pretty sure I don't, or ought not, like this dress. And yet, at the same time, I suspect Rihanna looks totally awesome. The hair is hot, her eyes totally pop, and her bod looks -- as the kids
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In thumbnail, I thought this was Amanda Bynes: Who, despite all my snarky cracks when A. Bynes retired and then unretired, I actually do miss. Have you watched She's The Man recently? Bynes does NOT hold back in that movie. Like, she COMMITS. It's kind of
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"Boo," pouted Ke$ha. "I unroll a bunch of old film canisters that I found in my closet and glue them to myself, and then give myself a Mohawk that looks like I lit my head on fire, and all you bitches can say is that I
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Hey, look! It's Heidi Klum! And she's wearing what would happen if you polygamist-married Leighton Meester's Lace Jumpsuit of Horror to boudoir curtains to the catsuit last seen on Zuul at the end of Ghostbusters. At least she didn't bring Zuul&
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It's like Phoebe Price looked at the coverage of Julianne Moore's Two Dresses in One, and thought to herself, "if two dresses squashed together gets that much attention, THREE AND A HALF WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER." Oh, Phoebe. It's really not.
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KEITH URBAN: Can you believe we're still married? NICOLE KIDMAN: Can you believe you're so TAN? KEITH: What? NICOLE: Look at your HANDS compared to your FACE! SO MUCH BRONZER, KEITH! KEITH: Nicole. I am trying to discuss our precious love. NICOLE; Oh, right. I'
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On the one hand, Leighton Meester definitely looks pretty in her Pucci and Jimmy Choos -- with that hair and makeup, somehow the entire look is a lot more relaxed and young and comfortable than half of what she wears (especially the boob cymbal). On the other hand, this reminds me
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If you've been wondering, "What's Billy Ray Cyrus going to do now that he's getting a divorce and he's a free agent?", I have the answer for you: HE'S GROWING BACK THE MULLET. Batten down the hatches, y&
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At first glance, I was like, "DUDE. Gwynnie's waist is SO SMALL WHAT IS UP?" Then I realized that what I thought was back-drop was actually still part of her body and Gwyneth has not started corseting herself into Scarlett O'Hara proportions -- something
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Ah, the CMA Awards -- technically it stands for Country Music Association, but we know it as Carrie Makes Apantloadofwardrobechanges, because La Underwood hosts the telecast and routinely swaps dresses at least six times. In the past we've put her on mock trial for this glut of fashion, and
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I know the CMA Awards were last night, and we'll get to that, but first we had to STOP THE FICTIONAL PRESSES for the following important announcement: Elise Neal has invented the world's first full-body panty.
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I am trying to have an open mind about RiRi's statement dress here: Because, see, I don't want it to sound like Rihanna can't win with me -- for one thing, fearless people like her keep things interesting, and for another, I like a statement
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KATY PERRY: Hee! Get it? I'm married now! So this ticket only admits one person!RUSSELL BRAND: And I am that one.KATY: Whee!RUSSELL: I am the touched soul granted entrance to the Pleasuredome. I have ripped my ticket and from it exploded my glee.KATY: Right!
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