Grammy Weekend Fug and Fab Carpet: Katy Perry
View the gallery White, wings, a crunkly look... yes, Katy Perry is dressed as an Always maxi pad.
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Grammy Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian
Dear Kim Kardashian: You are not now, nor have you ever been, nor ever will you be J Lo. PLEASE MAKE A NOTE.
Read moreGrammys Fug or Fab Carpet: Justin Bieber
View the gallery It is true that I am not totally on the Justin Bieber train. I sometimes get Night Fever, or the kind of fever that can only be cured by more cowbell, but I have avoided the fevers Typhoid, Rheumatic, Yellow, and Bieber. So I can't
View GalleryGrammy Awards Performance Fug: Gwyneth Paltrow
GOOP: Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Yes, Gwyneth? GOOP: Can we talk? CEE-LO: Yes. GOOP: I'm afraid people are going to... you know... CEE-LO: Forget you? GOOP: Yes. CEE-LO: That seems unlikely. GOOP: Why, Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Because you are an Oscar-winner, a multiple
Read moreGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj
View the gallery "Dear Lady Gaga: Yeah, you needed that egg. GAME ON, SISTER. Love, Elvira of the Jungle "PS: My hair gives birth to Buf-Pufs bigger than you. "
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Grammys Fug Carpet: Rihanna
This is...bold. And potentially FCC-baiting. One wrong move, and we're ALL getting fined: It's also not particularly hypoallergenic, I suspect. If you've got it, flaunt it....? Rihanna does have a great bod. She just looks like she decided to dress it via
Read moreGrammy Awards WTF!!?!?!!?!? Lady Gaga
View the gallery Heather and I were working on some Fashion Week writing last night, while watching the Grammys, when the room service guy came in and cast a critical eye at the TV. "I'm so over Lady Gaga," he said. Dude. I feel you. I.
View GalleryWho Fugged It More (Or Less): Archie Panjabi vs Christina Aguilera
To me, this is a prettier version of what Xtina wore to the Golden Globes. Xtina's showed too much of the backing, which kicked it from gown to Brothel Lampshade; this one, the beading looks more elegant because you're not being asked to focus on a
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Well Played and...Interesting: Pink
I admit it: I am totally happy for Pink and Carey Hart (who I keep calling Corey Hart, although I know Corey is the man who wore his Sunglasses At Night) and their fetus and her silver hair: She looks so lovely here and I wish those crazy kids the
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj
I'm not even sure I can say anything more than what Nicki herself already did about this. Per MTV, she said, "It looks like it could be a piece on the middle of your table and you picked it up, put some clothing on it, and now
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Fug Carpet: Christina Milian
This looks like what you might wear if you were the Wicked Witch of the West, and you had a major jones for some Tin Man. Of course, that would be a terrible idea: It's not in the actual story, but I'm pretty sure we all
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Well Played/Katy Perrily Played: Katy Perry
I feel like I can read the mind of the wistful-looking dude behind Katy Perry: He's all, "gosh, Katy Perry looks really pretty tonight. Pretty and astoundingly NORMAL. Sigh. Remember when she used to show up places dressed as, like, a sequined pickle with a banana
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Fug or Fab: Mandy Moore
On one hand, I like this: On the other, it totally reminds me of the time that my parents re-papered the dining room in this kind of abstract print, and someone came over and said, "it looks like fried eggs to me." and ever all, all we
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Fug Everything: Taylor Swift
"Hey guys, "Thanks so much for giving me this award for Serious Grown-Up Mature Boring Achievement. Now that I'm 'dating' Jake Gyllenhaal, I realize that I need to appear older and more sedate than my chronological age implies or it seems sort of
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