By now -- and she only wore this a day ago -- I'm sure every "desperate housewife" joke has already been made, plus several suggestions that perhaps Eva is planning her free skate to Mozart's Requiem. Because seriously, who makes this ON PURPOSE? Did she have
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I LOVE British awards programs (programmes?) because I get to read all about semi-obscure Brit celebs that we don't really get exposed to over here in the States, like Alesha Dixon here. Or, as I referred to her just now, "Oh, there's Alesha Dixon
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So, Jetta John-Hartley here is apparently a singer -- dear young celebrities, PLEASE get a Wikipedia page for out-of-touch bloggers such as myself --- and I believe she is also currently, or was once, in a British choir called Sense of Sound, who I found on YouTube performing with
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Fug Nation, I present to you the woman you overwhelmingly voted the Emmys' Best Dressed: Claire Danes, come on down! An Emmy winner, a Fug Nation Best Dressed Champion, a possessor of long lashes, and the former Mrs. Jordan Catalano -- surely this is the most valued of those many
Read moreLast week for Lemondrop, we predicted who would look awesome, and who would...you know. Not. This week? We see how we did. (Hint. We've done better.) She looked: great. Glowing skin, soft hair, and perfect makeup set off a beige dress that, yes, could've used
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View the gallery We've thrown a lot of Emmy attendees at you in the past few days, and we know you must have thoughts about which one of them shone the brightest, and which one lagged in the deepest depths of tragic fuggery. That's why God
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Sure, I like Julianna Margulies's Emmy dress: Do I LIKE like it? I don't know. But someone else does: And who am I to argue with Intern George? poll by twiigs.com
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I assume that whatever the answer was to my anguished query about why Stephanie Pratt was at the Emmys, it also applies to Lo Bosworth: But nothing will appropriately explain to me why they had to go and do that to the poor girl's hair.
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I have long thought that if I were to be kidnapped by a weird, fashion-focused terrorist (so, Cojo) and put through a series of questions designed to prove my red carpet knowledge as the only route to freedom, the one that would save me would be, "OKAY MAGGOT:
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Seriously, this site has totally prepared me for parenthood, as it has made me bellow, "Girl, STAND UP STRAIGHT," countless times at my monitor. Case in point: Sometimes, it's the dress that does the girl no favors, but in this case I think it's
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I tried, Pam. I tried. The color is nice on you! It is! But it looks like you gathered together a bunch of kids' glockenspiels and nailed the pieces to your torso. If I walked up you with a mallet, I could totally "Twinkle, Twinkle" all up
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Oh, Jayma. And we were doing SO WELL. A good rule of thumb is, never wear anything that might inadvertently threaten the job of your waxer.
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In some ways Glenn Close is the Helen Mirren of TV: She looks great, she's still doing awesome work, and she frequently nails it on the red carpet.Frequently, as in, not always. This just looks like a giant painter's tarp -- and not one that'
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And the Emmy for the Most Obvious goes toooooooooooooooooo: Eva La Rue! Oh, Eva. I understand that you were once married to John "J. Peterman" O'Hurley, and that, of course, you are currently acting alongside television's most adept scenery-chewer and sunglasses-ripper-off,
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Regardless of how you may feel about Claire "Seriously? Claire Danes is plugging eyelash Rogaine? Claire Danes? You think CLAIRE DANES seems like someone who cares about my puny lashes??" Danes -- and I personally am not sure how I feel about the blonde hair, even though I believe
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