I can't lie to you: I don't know why Pitch Perfect's Hana Mae Lee is wearing a giant cigarette butt as a hat. But after watching the actual Movie Awards telecast, I've decided she was paying homage to the smoking, ruined embers
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When I got online last night to check what was happening vis a vis the MTV Movie Awards, Heather greeted me by saying, "Ke$ha's totally Hudgens-ing it up." She's not wrong. This makes me imagine a world where former and current Fug
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I'm almost at a loss for words -- which, ironically, is when we usually default to typing, "WORDS." But there aren't really words, other than nonsense ones strung together. In the spirit of this being an MTV event, let's play Fug or Band
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Well, this was... a choice. But it looks like she got simultaneously TP'd AND egged, by one of Big Bird's most elephantine yolks. And if you're thinking this is secretly really cute and sassy... ... I hope this angle dissuades you. Everything about the cut
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View the gallery We will cover later the scrumptious horrors of Brynne Edelsten; first, let's see what the rest of 'em had to offer, at one of Australia's many fine shindigs that has all of Fug Nation's Down Under contingent frantically Tweeting and
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View the gallery Let's settle in and take a gander at some country dudes, shall we? [Photos: Getty]
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I think someone is suffering from attention deficit disorder. That is to say, the fear that there is a deficit of attention being sent her way now that her husband was on the cover of People in a story about how He's Super Cut Now, and all anyone
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View the gallery Kaley "Head Suit" Cuoco has DONE IT AGAIN. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I say "well chosen" instead of "well played" because, while I love this, I am not entirely sure the two of them were M.F.E.O. Which is to say, "made for each other," which, if you have ever seen
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I literally do not even have words for how much I hate this. What is stronger than, "this don't impress me much"? It is so weird. First of all, it's possible that Shania Twain is the only person in America still wearing stretchy thigh-
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I miss Taylor's non-banged curly hair. Granted, more ladies in her alleged genre have wavy blonde hair, so she stands out with the pin-straight 'do and bangs, but I don't think it suits her and I think it sucks some of the liveliness
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WORDS, y'all. Pants WHAT? Bodice HUH? Flares HMM? Tan HEH? Fit REALLY? Highlights ARE YOU SURE? It's the fashion equivalent of chronic uptalking. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery I am not a kid, so I don't feel TOO bad about knowing who fewer and fewer of these attendees are. That said: It also means my descent into cronedom continues apace. But we have to do our homework -- remember when Demi Lovato and Selena
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View the gallery We have Kids' Choice, Teen's Choice, Critics' Choice... I feel like we need a Cranky Old Adults' Choice just to make sure we get maximum specificity. [Photos: Getty]
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Our photo service refers to Kylie Jenner here as "personality Kylie Jenner" and as her mother surely knows, there is no worse kiss of death for an aspiring ANYTHING than to be classified as a PERSONALITY rather than a Whatever She's Aspiring Toward. Is Kylie the
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