At least GOOP admitted she wasn't even trying to go punk. You might ask, "Why even go then?" But you probably don't turn down a Met Ball invitation. Especially if you're Gwyneth Paltrow, you've got a movie out and a
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View the gallery Apparently Kim had a tough time finding a dress to wear because of how she's pregnant, which... y'all, her uterine occupancy level is not a secret at this point. If the people creating gowns for her aren't making proper allowances for
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View the gallery Speaking of people who are self-sabotaging their amazing bodies... Let me just say that while Beyoncé is busting her ass to convince the world that it's her oyster, Solange keeps casually popping up as the pearl. [Photos: Getty]
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Apparently, I like everything Anne Hathaway is doing with her hair lately, because I was totally into the short hair, and I ALSO like the blonde: This Valentino is from 1992 -- two years prior to Elizabeth Hurley's infamous Versace safety pin dress -- and I think it actually really,
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You need to know that I thought almost everyone looked CRACKED OUT at the Met Ball last night. Seriously, for me, that was one scorching disaster of a red carpet. Maybe it's because I was gone last week and so I'm coming back with my crank
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First of all, allow me to state the obvious: Namely, that THIS IS INSANE. If she popped up wearing this at, say, her daughter's high school graduation or the premiere of The Great Gatsby, I have no doubt that my face would probably explode. Right off my head,
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View the gallery Seriously, nothing will make you feel older than going through the snaps from a Radio Disney event. It's enough to make you miss a Peldon. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As far as I can tell, most of the attendees were not particularly new, only partially now, and probably not next. But whatever. Hardly anyone at the Oscars is actually named Oscar, so I can't really quibble. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery For real, what's up with that, MTV? Apparently people really like Awkward and Teen Wolf, and this is YOUR NETWORK on which to pimp your talent, and instead they tossed Ashley Rickards and Tyler Posey (Ms. Awkward and Mr. Teen Wolf, respectively) out there near
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This outfit makes me uncomfortable on several levels. One, I feel it makes me too intimate with the contours of her chest. Two, I don't think belly buttons are an appropriate red-carpet accessory. Three, this looks like she slept over at her boyfriend Zordak the Ruiner'
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As soon as Amanda walked out, I thought of Gob (or GOB or G.O.B. or The Magician GOB) from Arrested Development. Specifically, the line, "I've made a huge mistake." [Photo: Getty]
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First of all, I'm going to start with two positive notes: (a) her face is adorable and she's the cutest, and (b) I want those shoes and I want them now. But otherwise.... Oh, girl. The last time I saw a patchwork denim dress -- albeit one
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View the gallery As mean as it may have been, I started to love Selena Gomez a bit when Letterman told her he made Justin Bieber cry and she said, "That makes two of us." Especially because, no matter what anyone says (or how anyone backtracks), I cannot
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The first thing I thought about this photo was, "Man, I wish Kim Kardashian would cut the rest of her hair to match what the front is doing." And then I slow-clapped a little at those massive sleeves. It's like she's saying, "
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View the gallery This is VERY her. [Photo: Getty]
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