Oscar Party Fugs and Fabs: Red Dresses
View the gallery Oh, Sienna. To NAB is divine, but you may have binged on it a wee. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Oh, Sienna. To NAB is divine, but you may have binged on it a wee. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryNew couple alert: This will obviously upset Justin Bieber's apple cart, as he Instagrammed Internet photos of Selena in this dress along with schmoopy sentiments about what a goddess she is, because clearly he thinks they would still be a good idea even though the Greek chorus that
Read moreLet's not mince words: I call bullshit on this. There is NO WAY anyone associated with this malevolent piece of sewing intended for it to be taken seriously, right? There is NO WAY anyone associated with acquiring this inept cocktail intended for the consumption of it to be
Read moreView the gallery Personally, I think more people need to wear purple more often. It's almost always at least striking, even if it doesn't always reach the heights of Jessica Chastain in Givenchy at Cannes. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryHow can it be that Kim Kardshian may have the best lipstick game in town? That is a gorgeous shade, perfect with her hair, and meticulously amazing with that Celia Kritharioti dress -- which itself is lovely on her. She tried going glam last year and it ended up too costumey,
Read moreView the gallery I do think that a lot of these women sometimes think, "hmm, I'm going to the Oscars. Maybe I'll DRESS LIKE ONE!" [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryThese two both killed it this year, in similar enough patterns that I've decided to be heinously cruel about it and make you choose. Let's start with Patricia Clarkson: This is so good. SO good. The pattern is fabulous. It's a combination of gleaming
Read moreWhy are there TWO dresses at this party with thigh details? By which I mean, the thigh IS the detail: That might have been so pretty if it weren't suffering continental drift. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreOh, Hudge. She is so cute, but that thing looks like an infomercial wherein they throw all manner of things at a ball gown and are about to prove it can wipe clean with a sponge. This is for all you Carrie Diaries fans out there: One of TV'
Read moreView the gallery Did anyone watch Tara and Johnny do their post-Oscars thing on Access Hollywood this week? I confess that I forgot, but I also am not entirely sure what day it is today. (Wednesday?) Let's take a look at what they -- and some of their
View GalleryHer head looks as good as it ever has, but the rest of it is too strong for her. I wish it were a better-fitted minidress, or something. This is a pretty youthful print being turned into a dated-looking dress. I feel like she's about to
Read moreRumer Willis: actress, occasional singer, full-time celebuspawn... ... animal chew toy? [Photo: Getty]
Read moreI think Meryl may take this one. She looked classy, lovely, and like she had a blast. I think that might be because she knew there was no chance she'd win. I had been trying to explain her performance in August: Osage County to Jessica, but the clips
Read moreThe puzzle theme here made me unaccountably happy. I just love a jigsaw -- this kind, not the kind people use to build things, or torture people in horrible movies, although one of those is probably fun too as long as it's not being used unkindly. Be pleasant with
Read moreView the gallery All of whom are angling to steal away the honorific of The Widow. [Photos: Getty]
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