I don't really know what to make of this. My first wish is that it were a bit longer and a dress, rather than a tunic over shorts. My second wish might be for a different sleeve length. My third wish: that the trim and the photo-pattern
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Ariana Grande recently comsplained -- that's my mash-up of complained and explained, and it doesn't work at all; if ONLY I had a magical key I could press to go back and delete it -- that the reason she used to wear her hair exactly like this
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View the gallery She's BACK: It's Lea Michele, in a motherf'ing pose-off, with herself. Just the way we like it. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery For the first time ever, the same actress has won Best Dressed at the Oscars, the Globes, and the SAGs. Someone get Lupita a TV gig and she can try to run the table at the Emmys in September. Kate Hudson, you almost pulled it out. Better
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View the gallery The poor Independent Spirit Awards. It get totally subsumed by the Oscars, which happens the very next day. I'm sure that was originally the intention, but now that their definition of "independent" has basically stretched to mean, "any film not distributed by
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View the gallery AND HERE IT IS. This lot looked so bad that some other bad stuff didn't even make the cut.
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View the gallery Let's give three cheers to the people who didn't go to The Main Event (or, who picked a second gown) and gave it as much effort as if they were winning the damn statue themselves.
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View the gallery And now, the things we deemed the worst of Sunday night's festivities. There was a surprising lack of GHASTLY stuff on the carpet, and apparently -- as you'll see in about an hour or so -- it's because all the truly hideous outfits
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View the gallery Per usual, we picked these from a collection of things we liked, things you reacted to more positively than we expected, and how much Diet Coke we had consumed at the time we made the list. Etc. All the post-party stuff is coming later, because we
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View the gallery Are you ready to die for some jewels and bags? Because the theme of this post is OMG SHINY. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's an Oscars fashion grab-bag! Also known as The Post Where We Still Have Outfits You Want to See But We Have Run Out Of Stuff to Say. [Photos: Getty]
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Another model whose face is doing all the work here. That jacket is so boxy you could store your knick-knacks in it, the pleats are meh, and the shoes DEAR GOD THE SHOES ARE SO AWFUL. She looks like she dipped her feet in a jar of tahini and
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I'm looking forward to The Face coming back, although Coco Rocha and Karolina Kurkova were really good in it and I'm sad they won't get another crack at Naomi Campbell. Hopefully Anne V and Lydia Hearst, despite not having quite the sparking credentials of
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These two wore dresses that felt, to me, like the good and evil twins of each other -- or if not that, then pleasant and then slightly degenerate cousins. Alison Brie is in a floral Giambattista Valli, and I can't tell if it actually was slightly lopsided or she
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View the gallery This slideshow has some high highs and some VERY low lows. [Photos: Getty]
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