View the gallery words* *As I wrote this, I literally thought, "Jessica. DO NOT FORGET TO GO BACK IN AND WRITE YOUR INTRO." Here we are, ladies and gentleman. I shall fire myself presently. Anyway. I liked this! [Photos: INF]
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Let's just take in this glamorous view of Rita Ora: We will see more of this gown in a minute, but let's just appreciate the chic sleekness of the back. The hourglass-y silhouette. The grace and the color and that eternity of a train. And
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View the gallery As ever, her face is show-stopping -- Lancome was genius to snap her up for a beauty contract -- but I just wish this dress were better. I think if it hadn't had any of the pearls on it, I might have really like it. It
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Another award show, another person who makes my cheeks flame with all of the rage. Yawn." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I think I might be alone in liking this. I am not even sure I'm totally with myself in liking it. I literally change my mind from slide to slide. What do you think? [Photos: INF, Getty]
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View the gallery I wish she could've just sidestepped her way through the night, so I'd never known what the back looked like. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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This is VERY SATISFYING to me: I'm never going to love matchy-matchy shoes, but other than that, I think she looks utterly stellar in this. After an awards season that brought with it true horrors on her body, it's nice to see her looking so
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View the gallery My whole theory on this awards season was that Julianne, knowing it was one long victory lap, changed up her routine so as not to mess it up. While she may not have done that, exactly, I do think she accidentally wore her Oscars dress to the
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View the gallery I mean, I feel like I say this every time I write about Keira lately, but regardless of what she's wearing, her FACE looks GREAT. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Psst. Cinderella. Take off your dish gloves before you get into the pumpkin. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery We covered Keira already, but that doesn't mean you might not want to ogle the rest of the actors who popped up at this thing. Spoiler: I think a lot of them read the invite and thought, "don't writers just wear black
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This underwhelming pink sheath, like a weakly made cocktail, is something I will finish consuming only because it's there in front of me. And indeed, between the dingy taupe shoes and the fishtail hem cut to look like actual fins, it's a bitter finish indeed. [Photo:
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There's something about this that makes me think it ought to be a dated photo. Maybe it's just that Olivia Pope is busy negotiating her own sale to terrorists, so it's jarring to see her in ANY other context. But it's also
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I think Margot's head may have been styled to match the chipper floral pattern on her bust. Unfortunately, all they had available of that pattern was one Kleenex box. [Photo: Splash]
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Agent Peggy Carter would not approve. I almost wonder if this dress is her fighting back against all of Peggy's frumpy, staid blouses. Call it The Sideboob's Revolt. And then please crush it decisively. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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