You guys. Meryl nailed it: Right? I feel like she knew she wasn't going to win, and so she just decided to dress like just maybe she would consider a starring role on Downton as the new managing editor at Edith's newspapermagazine, who sweeps in occasionally
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"How interesting," I thought. "What is that Rose McGowan has over her shoulder?" "Is it a scarf? A sacrilegious theft of part of a priest's robes? A sash that says Miss Elton John Oscars Party 2015?" It might be a trophy from
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View the gallery It happens every year: We line up our posts for the day after the big ceremony, only to find out half the people we've already featured had another outfit on tap for the after-parties. There are a lot of tired stylists in Hollywood today,
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Apparently, the weather and closures at JFK threatened the arrival of Christian Siriano's gowns to the West Coast. He may wish he'd just cried uncle and not paid FedEx to hustle: Her head looks fantastic, and it's true that this is amusingly grandiose in
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Oy. I feel like somewhere, Jessica McClintock is like, "Wait, I closed my business and now THIS turns up on the red carpet? SOMEBODY CALL MY ACCOUNTANT. TIME FOR ROUND TWO." But let's get to what Fug Nation really cares about: First, she did have a
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View the gallery I agreed with our friends over at Red Carpet Fashion Awards that Gwyneth should have worn the runway version. Dude, you PULLED OFF A CAPE. You can take on two sleeves. [Photos: INF, Fame/Flynet]
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Miley is going through a really weird phase. It's called "Pants." Well, more specifically, it's wacky pants -- but it's a novelty enough that she is wearing becrotched leg coverings at all. Then again, her newness to such a concept may account for
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View the gallery I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this might be the best she's ever looked. On the red carpet, I mean. For all I know, she looks utterly stunning on a constant basis at home. As do we all,
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On the red carpet, Kerry referred to this dress as "easy," and I am afraid the only easy thing about this whole affair was the acquisition of her good opinion: Like this season of Scandal, that gown could've been something. And also like this season of
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View the gallery I've never said these words before but: I might have preferred the side-boob. [Photos: INF]
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View the gallery "Hey guys! Didn't think highly enough of Cake, eh? Well, take THIS cake. Yeah, that's right. I'm talking about my genitals." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This is like a foxy, formal suit of armor. Laura Dern's partnership with Ilaria Urbinati has worked out well for all involved. Including us. [Photos: INF,
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View the gallery I had hoped fleetingly that she was just in her pupal stage, preparing to hatch out of one skin and into a better one she'd grown underneath it. Sadly, the Oscars are only ever that dramatic in my head. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This dress was a different color in nearly every shot that I saw. I THINK it was a silver, but in certain shots it almost looks lavender. I think I wish it WERE lavender. As it is, while I adore the princess aspect of it -- why not
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It just must be so bizarre to get all trussed up and do every single red carpet interview, even knowing -- and knowing we know that you know, and that you know we know you know -- that you are not going to win. It could be a total relief, but isn&
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