Go Fug Yourself https://www.gofugyourself.com Because Fugly Is The New Pretty Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:00:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the VMAs Red Carpet https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-vmas-red-carpet-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-vmas-red-carpet-08-2016#comments Tue, 30 Aug 2016 00:00:59 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1114083 Oh, VMAs red carpet. Our time together was so brief, so sweet, like a summer romance with a paramour we'll think back on fondly until Facebook Memories reminds us what it actually looked like.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-vmas-red-carpet-08-2016/feed 67 VMA Fug Carpet: Ariana Grande in Alexander Wang https://www.gofugyourself.com/vma-fug-carpet-ariana-grande-in-alexander-wang-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/vma-fug-carpet-ariana-grande-in-alexander-wang-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 23:00:34 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1114069 I said this in the piece we wrote for Cosmo, but this look is giving me major cognitive dissonance:

Her upper half cannot wait for your Labor Day Pool Party at the Mandalay Bay, and her bottom half is totally dreading her tax appointment later this afternoon.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/vma-fug-carpet-ariana-grande-in-alexander-wang-08-2016/feed 37 VMA Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of the VMAs https://www.gofugyourself.com/vma-fugs-and-fabs-the-dudes-of-the-vmas-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/vma-fugs-and-fabs-the-dudes-of-the-vmas-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 22:00:48 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1114001 Some of the dudes at the VMAs last night looked totally snazzy -- I'm trying to bring  "snazzy" back -- and some of them took a swing and a miss.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/vma-fugs-and-fabs-the-dudes-of-the-vmas-08-2016/feed 75 What the Fug: Bebe Rexha at the VMAs https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fugs-bebe-rexha-at-the-vmas-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fugs-bebe-rexha-at-the-vmas-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 21:00:24 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1113975 Bebe is one of those toiling-in-relative-obscurity types who got her foot in the door as a featured singer and a co-songwriter, but now has her own album coming out in the fall. (Which is very much looming now, by the way. College football starts NEXT WEEK. How is that possible? Didn't summer begin an hour ago?

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fugs-bebe-rexha-at-the-vmas-08-2016/feed 54 VMAs Well Played: Heidi Klum https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-well-played-heidi-klum-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-well-played-heidi-klum-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 20:00:25 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1114008 This is surprisingly reasonable and that makes me nervous, like a moment when you realize that you haven't seen a bird in thirty-six hours, or you come home to find hundreds of dead bees on your lawn:

It's lovely, and she looks great in it, but it has me wary of…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-well-played-heidi-klum-08-2016/feed 34 VMAs Fug Carpet: Cassie in Balmain (jacket) and Gucci (pants) https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-fug-carpet-cassie-in-balmain-jacket-and-gucci-pants-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-fug-carpet-cassie-in-balmain-jacket-and-gucci-pants-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 19:00:03 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1114003 The blazer is legitimately great.

The pants, I cannot wait to see on Jane Fonda later in this year, when she will ROCK THEM and put us all to shame. But I feel like she's forgotten something. I can't quite figure out what it is. She's got her blazer, and her…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-fug-carpet-cassie-in-balmain-jacket-and-gucci-pants-08-2016/feed 75 What the Fug: Dascha Polanco at the VMAs https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fug-dascha-polanco-at-the-vmas-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fug-dascha-polanco-at-the-vmas-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 18:00:27 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1114068 Because of the makeup, I barely recognized her.

In fact, that might have been her hope. She looks like the "before" picture in a reality show called Will You Please Tell Her Because She Never Listens To Me And I Just CANNOT Anymore. Carson Kressly will host, with video messages from Dr. Phil.
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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fug-dascha-polanco-at-the-vmas-08-2016/feed 37 Fugs and Fabs: The VMAs Telecast https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-vmas-telecast-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-vmas-telecast-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 17:00:14 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1113981 Sadly, our photo subscription didn't have the pictures of Beyonce's performance, although that's probably best watched in action, anyway. Still, we get the rest of her outfits, plus Rihanna, plus metallic-canary madness that was Britney Spears.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-the-vmas-telecast-08-2016/feed 82 What the Fug: Sheers at the 2016 VMAs https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fug-sheers-at-the-2016-vmas-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fug-sheers-at-the-2016-vmas-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 16:00:00 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1113973 The good news is, this slideshow is way shorter than it would have been in previous years. The bad news is Rita Ora.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/what-the-fug-sheers-at-the-2016-vmas-08-2016/feed 68 VMAs Fug Carpet: Kim (in vintage Galliano) and Kanye https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-fug-carpet-kim-and-kanye-08-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-fug-carpet-kim-and-kanye-08-2016#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2016 15:00:20 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1113964

"IT'S LIKE THIS: KIM WAS IN HER CLOSET FOR HOURS UNTIL SHE STARTED TO GLOWER AND I WAS GROWING SOUR, AND BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS VOW-ER AND 'TIL DEATH DO US PART' STILL HAS POWER, I OFFERED HER FREE WEEZY AND SHE WAS LIKE "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" SO THEN EVERY OUTFIT SHE DEFLOWERED MADE MY MOOD HELLA DOUR AND I WAS…

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