I don’t know what was in the water at this event, but my guess is POWERFUL HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS because nearly everyone who attended was only wearing clothing in the sense that they were technically not naked. You know how sometimes you go into the kitchen to make dinner and you realize that you’ve only got bits and bobs in the house and you’re going to have to makeĀ something out of the assorted tidbits and you just cross your fingers and put it all in with some pasta and hope it makes sense? This is that, in outfit form. Hotpants! Boob smiles! Golden boots! Parts of a screendoor! Just cover it with parmesan and smile!

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