AMANDA SEYFRIED: Hey ladies!
STEPHANIE HSU: Hey, Amanda. Hmm.
ALI WONG: Hmm.
AS: What's wrong?
AW: Well, it's just that when we said, "Let's all wear bags," I assumed you'd, you know, wear a bag.
SH: Like, I know you play Cinderella and we play the stepsisters, but we wanted to lean away from that, you know? But then we're out here in gigantic drawstring sacks with thigh impediments, and you're over there in a sweet little minidress.
AS: What do you mean? This is a bag!
AW: IS IT THOUGH.
SH: Is it... an artistic bag? An interpretive bag?
AS: I mean... you just said bag. You didn't say crazy bag.
AW: I think "crazy" is implied.
AS: But look! It's all poofy and shapeless in the middle. It's like... that plastic grocery bag in American Beauty that blows around in the wind for a while. It IS an artistic, interpretive bag.
SH: ... Okay, well-argued. I have to accept this bag.
AS: Why DID you want us all to wear bags?
AW: Oh, you know. To try and subvert the, um... and um, snacks, or...
SH: We honestly just thought you might want to give people something else to talk about, so that they don't ask you about Elizabeth Holmes all the time.
AS: Thanks. That's actually really thoughtful.
AW: Well, and if you then actually DID it, we could be like, "Look, it's Amanda Seyfried in a bag. Now I have seen everything."
AS: ... I see what you did there.
AW: Mamma mia!
AS: Sigh.