Twenty years ago, George Clooney directed Good Night and Good Luck and earned a slew of nominations for it (and about 19 years ago, he became our intern and we’ve merrily flogged the joke into the ground ever since). Now, he’s taking the David Strathairn role himself in the Broadway adaptation, and if it goes well, he could earn himself a Tony and then all he’d need is a Grammy to EGOT. Which is easily obtained if he forms a boy band with the cast of Ocean’s Eleven and learns to dance, and I truly believe that would work. Get to it, George, but first please check our P.O. Box and stock the office fridge, okay?