The northern region of Naomi Watts is doing tremendously.

But I think the rest of her misinterpreted “movie stars are doing more TV right now” as “movie stars are doing As Seen On TV right now.” Then again, if it rains in Toronto like it has been in New York, a High-Fashion ShamWow could be super handy: It’ll absorb everything before you even realize you got wet. And why is there a drawstring at her knees? Is waddling hot for fall?

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