Sarah Paulson Wades into PANTS WHAT

There are parachute pants, and then there are pants that might literally have BEEN a parachute in a past life and could feasibly function as one if she chose to leap out of a plane. This whole outfit makes her look like an inflatable person, but look how CRACKERS those things are from the side, and in motion:

Those aren't even two full-size sleeping bags; I think they're a pair of full-size camping tents.

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