I like to imagine Channing Tatum here is saying the same thing I did: “HOLY SHIT, Salma!” Channing obviously would mean/does mean it as a compliment, and actually, so do I, as far as her bod is concerned. The outfit looks like she runs a strip club called Garden of Eden — perhaps that’s the prequel, Magic Mike’s First Dance — but I mean, she’s 56. If she can get herself into a naked bag with that level of confidence, congrats, and yes, holy shit. I would spend the whole night fretting about a LOT of things, not least of which would be whether I had any kind of wedgie.
Which does appear to be en route. She IS mortal, after all. Some physics cannot be defeated.