Originally, I was torn on this. Not because I don’t like it, but because it seems like a LOT of dress for a person who isn’t a nominee or a presenter:

This whole thing sort of looks like she’s a really glamorous old woman attending the opening of the Opera — her hair is so blonde right now that it almost looks white — but, if you really think about it, don’t we all kind of want to look like a really glamorous old lady at the opera sometimes? Why else do you think I carry this lorgnette everywhere?

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