Kelly Osbourne, on the E! telecast, essentially said she couldn’t believe how good Diane Lane looked. We were shocked. Has she never seen Diane Lane before? Specifically, did she not notice Diane Lane putting everyone to shame at the Globes?

Is this as awesome as that one was? No. But that’s some pretty hearty competition and you can’t be at that level all the time. Diane still looks terrific, even if it’s not changing my world or impelling me to sell my children. Very few people actually brought the thunder to the SAGS, so on a night steeped in fashion mediocrity, at least Diane Lane’s flavor of meh is a cut above, “Huh, tastes like chicken.”

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