Let’s just be honest: The SAGs red carpet was BORRRRRRRRING this weekend. Everyone looked Basically Fine or Vaguely Cruddy and that was it. SNOOZE VILLE. I mean, take Julianna:
She’s pretty. He’s pretty. Her curly hair is pretty. Her dress is fine. It’s not bad. It’s good. It’s acceptable. It won’t hurt anyone’s feelings, and it’s not going to haunt anyone’s dreams. I’m just so boooooooooooooooooooooooooored right now.