I don't think I've ever typed these words in this order before: I like this dress but I think it could have looked more like a lampshade.
Behold it from the side:

It's pretty enough from the front, but the construction that you can really see on the side view is where most of the interest lies. And I kind of wish they'd just REALLY leaned in there. Go full pannier. (Life is too short to half-ass your panniers, I always say.) If you are going lampshade GO LAMPSHADE. Maybe not the whole Ariana, but at least 75%.