Rihanna hasn’t been promoting anything lately, so it’s just been occasional sidewalk shots of her… but, her Instagram is another story.

@ninaricci x @illjahjah

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I don’t even know if she left the house in this, or if she just felt like taking a selfie in a see-through high-fashion negligee with marabou feet, and then sat down and poured a glass of wine and watched Scandal.

tuesdays.

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And this. I fully believe Rihanna would just throw on a Giambattista Valli cream puff for her Tuesday Bananagrams group.

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We need, however, to discuss her feet. I ASSUME there must be clear plastic shoes happening over the argyle socks, but boy, did she hide them well. I think the white toe on the sock is helping it all blend in, and … I mean, if anyone in this world COULD find argyle sock-shoes, it would be her. So for a second it seemed possible. And in its own twisted way, the belief that Rihanna can do or obtain anything IS a compliment.

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