As we enter into The Dark Time for Celebrity Events — I saw a bunch of paparazzi snaps called, “A CAR ON FIRE IN NEW YORK CITY” today, like…a car is not a celebrity, generally speaking¬† — I’d like to thank Reese Witherspoon for her awards season campaign, because it’s getting her out of the house. Your hustle is helping me, Reese. Keep it up.

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