Madonna claims — and I totally believe — that she is fine after falling off the stage at the Brits. Honestly, who amongst us has NOT had her cape take an ill wind and knock her over on occasion? It happens to the best of us. There’s a reason Edna Mode advised against the cape, after all.
However, I’m not sure if wearing shoes that look like the BeDazzled version of the walking boots I had to wear when I broke my foot are EXACTLY in keeping with her story right now.