The BRITs are the UK’s Grammys, and they rarely disappoint. This is only an assortment of what people wore, and it’s still 43 slides long. This site’s original raison d’etre was to puzzle over the things celebrities put on their bodies intentionally, and bless all these folks for feeding the machine.

[Photos: Jeff Spicer, Lia Toby/Getty Images, Samir Hussein/WireImage, Neil Mockford/FilmMagic, Jim Dyson/Redferns]