Well. I didn’t know that I wanted a paisley-print coat until just now, and frankly I’m not sure this is a useful piece of information for me or for my bank account. Apparently, I will also accept a bathrobe in said print. Things I will also accept: Paris Jackson playing Madonna in a sprawling film about pop stars of the ’80s, and someone figuring out for me who her brother reminds me of. Thank you all for taking care of these items for me!