Okay. I’ve decided that Juliette Lewis is actually TWINS:

This is the good twin — the Elizabeth Wakefield, if you will. Well-groomed, charming-looking, BEAUTIFULLY-dressed, the person to whom you’d happily entrust the care of your children — responsible, mature, beautiful Juliette Lewis.

THIS is the EVIL Juliette Lewis, who sings ROCK SONGS and DRINKS and WEARS SEQUINED LEGGINGS and who would return your children to you unharmed but possibly tattooed. I don’t know. The first Juliette has the closet I want to raid, but I think the second one is probably more fun to hang out with.