Sometimes I wonder if Helen Hunt sits at home pricking the larynx of her Anne Hathaway voodoo doll, muttering, “I was NAKED for WEEKS ON END, and it had to be the same year you cut your hair and ate oatmeal squares and did a one-take song with yellowed teeth? RAGE.” It might account for why every time Anne opened her mouth the past two months, Twitter cringed.

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