In addition to our exhaustive CMAs coverage here, we tackled the red carpet for The Cut, handing out superlatives like leftover Halloween candy. You want an example? You get an example:

Worst Mullet (Which Is Saying Something at the CMAs): Laura Bell Bundy. This would have been far more successful if it had just committed to being a mini-dress – or at least made an attempt to be more than a skirt with a cape. On the other hand, the awkwardly deployed high-low situation here at least distracts from the fact that she appears to be using the clear plastic loops designed to attach her dress to its hangers as spaghetti straps.

This, and so much more happened last night. Read all about it at The Cut!