Again, as usual, this isn’t exactly Best and Worst dressed as much as it is Cracked Out Awards Show Superlatives. For example:

“These red sequins are a delight on her. Whatever she’s doing — be it surgical, spiritual, or dietary — we hope she keeps it up because it’s working. Can we advocate for a talk show? We’d watch That’s So Reba in a heartbeat.”

Read the rest of it over at The Cut!