While the celebs roll out of their post-holiday comas and slowly remember how much they love being photographed, we thought we’d fill the lull by coming up with various resolutions for some of our favorite — or least-favorite — boldface names. Basically, this is us being bossy. We invite you to do the same in the comments, adding celebs and resolutions that we missed, and basically indulging that inner fantasy of being a celeb’s Get A Grip Friend and telling them what to do.

[Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet]