I had some notes on her earlier Prada dress, and I…okay, I have SOME notes on this one, but FEWER notes. Namely:

  1. I do not ever really like a scarf that has aspirations of becoming a tie. Why be a tie?! You would never take a necktie and use it as a scarf, so don’t take your scarf and pretend it is a tie. REVEL IN YOUR SCARF-Y SELF!
  2. Objectively, it’s probably moderately insane to pay however much this Valentino cost for what is essentially a kick-around-vacation dress. Even if you ARE super rich.
  3. Which is not to say that I would not be a moderately insane purchaser of dresses if I WERE super-rich, because I probably would be. Just last week I got sucked into an Instagram ad that wanted me to buy a mini-skirt made of tapestry covered in tigers, and even though it was (a) ridiculous and (b) three hundred Euro, I DID consider it. If I were super-rich, it would be ALL tapestry tiger skirts.
  4. That’s it! This is delightful, otherwise. Go forth and have an Aperol spritz for me, Naomi!
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