Misty Copeland is so SO talented, and I interviewed her once and she was LOVELY, and I need to find whoever decided she should wear this and grab them and shake them and say, “the bottom half of this thing is 45% shower curtain, friend, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!??” And then they’d push me off them and be like, “who even are you?” and then I’d have to leave before they called the cops, but listen: I’ve have gotten my point across.
