“Patience, my pet,” Gigi cooed.

“Behave yourself, and you may crush the human trashpile of your choosing. But first we have a job to do. And that is to bleach the Earth of all who do not submit to the pop culture behemoth that is Zaygi Madid.”

Zayn Malik in The Tin Man's Leavings

Seriously, she looks like the semi-futuristic minder of a very nice, very dim young heir to a galaxy that really, really will not think it’s funny that he broke into the museum and got stuck trying on some old armor.

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