Can we all just agree that maybe Kate Upton was not the best choice for the whole D&G Saucy Sexy Italian Widow thing?

Instead of looking like someone who would be seductively biting into a peach whilst leaning out of a window in Florence, admiring some hot shirtless dude, the glorious mid-evening light hitting her just so, and making us all want to go out and buy dresses with artfully constructed bodices and also maybe some Campari, she looks like that woman’s crackpot neighbor, who just tripped on a cat and almost fell down a flight of stairs and into a fabulous rococo fountain.

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