We already covered Kristen Stewart, but there were a host of other up-and-comers among the younger set who got to call themselves Met Ballers. Among them: Fug Nation favorite Hailee Steinfeld, repeat offender Mia Wasikowska in something predictably dark and large, and the above-pictured Saoirse Ronan in possibly the most cracky ensemble of them all. It’s like a hybrid of a newscaster and a mother of the bride who also runs a blazer empire. I’m sure that person exists. I want to believe it. THIS IS AMERICA, DAMMIT.