AT LAST, the fact that I watch almost every program in the Bravo Cinematic Universe pays off, because a LOT of them attended these upfronts and I can speak authoritatively about each of them. Also: A famous man enters A Hat Phase, and someone of note wears a jacket lined with….porn?!?! I told you this summer was going to be wild.

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