I love you, Former Fug Madness Winner Aubrey O’Day:

She’s all, “hold up, you guys. I know you’re concerned. But don’t worry about me, I got this. Sure, I had to clamber over a fifteen-foot tall barbed-wire fence to get into this club. But I made it. The only casualty were these pants. Which means I am WEARING pants. PROGRESS, right?”

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