Did you wake up this morning and think, “I wonder how Lupita would have looked if she’d been cast as one of the Volturi in Twilight?” No? Me either — but sometimes, the universe still provides, and it turns out the answer to that question is “really pretty hot.”

The universe also answered the question, “how would we like a sequined argyle wrap dress?” with “huh, turns out quite a lot, actually.”

Arrivals at Exclusive Screening of Us

My third question is obviously, “so, what’s Lupita going to wear next on this so-far very interesting press junket?” Presumably, that answer is forthcoming — which is good, because given that I never would have anticipated “red vampire contact lenses and sequined argyle,” I don’t feel qualified to even venture a guess as to what might be next.

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