KELLY CLARKSON: Hi, y’all! This is my friend Maren…
MAREN MORRIS: Yo.
KC: And I just want you to know how brave she is today. Maren has twelve different strained muscles–
MM: No, no, that’s not right.
KC: Oh, sorry. ELEVEN. Eleven different strained muscles AT ONCE, and–
MM: No, Kelly.
KC: … Unlucky thirteen?
MM: Where are you getting this?
KC: Well you’re all bandaged up tight, I just assumed you were in some kind of a full-body soft cast.
MM: Nope, that’s just my dress.
KC: What?
MM: It’s clothes.
KC: Like something you chose?
MM: Is it that weird?
KC: It’s not NOT weird. Maybe just… *clears throat* STOP TRYING TO BE SUCH A HERO, MAREN.
MM: …
KC: Shh. Follow my lead. WE ALL KNOW IT’S A REALLY LONG STRETCHY BANDAGE, RIGHT?
MM: I mean… I did do a lot of crunches yesterday?
KC: You see, everyone? She’s HURTING. But NOT EVEN A FULL BODY BANDAGE COULD STOP HER.
MM: And I am definitely going to have a headache in about five minutes.
KC: Somebody get this woman a chair! And maybe a Banana Republic gift card for later.
