“HOLA LOVERS. Listen. If you are surprised by this, then you have not been paying attention,¬†which is ALSO the MEANEST thing you could possibly do to someone you love as much as me. Also, the tour is called ALL I HAVE. What¬†did you think you were going to see, lovers? Small Samples Of What I Have? No. The Lopez is all-you-can-eat.”

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