I am proud. Ariel Winter has a checkered sartorial past! This is for every netting-encrusted formal gown, every time she randomly wore a ballroom dancing mini to a informal chat. Does she maybe need a little jewelry? Perhaps. Can I get mad at Ariel Winter, of all people, opting for minimalism? I absolutely cannot. That would be like throwing a gift back at the giver, screaming that you don’t like the ribbon she used on it. I will take this gift, and I will treasure it.