Picture it: America, 1995.

Celebrities at the Proenza Schouler Spring/Summer 2011 Fashion Show, NYC
Kelly Taylor is going to consider getting hooked on coke, Valerie has arrived and is causing all kinds of trouble, and the influx of belly shirts — and Ray Pruit, whose mama is so poor she can’t afford the second T, is going to smash some pumpkins and push Donna down the stairs — is about to make our collective soul feel like this:
Thanks for the memories, Leighton. Now please stop, because if you make me any more vexed, I’m going to need Botox in about an hour.