Jessica Szohr looked like a house at Marchesa on Wednesday.

Celebrities arrive at the Marchesa Spring/Summer 2011 presentation in NYC

[Photo: Splash News]

By which I do NOT mean, she looked large. I mean, she looked like the time my neighbors went out of town, and the husband’s friends decided to mess with them by coming over and TP’ing the lawn.  I also think her facial expression exactly matches that of my neighbor’s wife’s when they arrived home.