Kristen was on the site two days ago, and I’m genuinely concerned she hasn’t had a lick of sleep since then. Is heavy eyeliner meant to distract from that? If so, I’m not sure it’s working. She is making me want to curl up and take a nap right now. And in my ongoing attempts to suss out who Kristen reminds me of now, I’ve landed today on Sinead O’Connor.
Let’s back out from our intimacy with this turtleneck and see what the entire gown brings.
Well. I have regrets. It looks like a minidress that ran afoul of a garment-stretching machine. What is Karl DOING over there? If you had told me American Apparel made this in its last gasp of life, I might’ve believed it.
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