I hate that I even thought this, but when I saw this — after making the de rigueur for a person of my age joke about Eddie Murphy’s iconic Delirious outfit — the words, “is she dressed like a red M&M?” popped into my head and the worst part of that was how easily it could have been true. We live in a time when a celebrity might dress as an M&M to get attention right now, while M&Ms are (sigh) in the middle of a (double sigh) emotional overhauling, and everyone is losing their minds about it. On the other hand…I’ve had peanut M&Ms twice this week and it’s only Wednesday, so well played to the folks at Mars. As for K.Bell, at the very least she’ll be safe crossing the street.

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