First Top Gun, now Jurassic Park. Which iconic summer film of my youth is going to get a sequel with a colon in its title next? And can Laura Dern be in it, too? (I was going to say, “anything but Heathers,” but it occurs to me that middle-aged Winona Ryder getting caught up with some evil bitches in her HOA, one of whom is Laura Dern, would probably be pretty good.) (I’m serious that I would totally watch Heathers: HOA but also please don’t do a sequel to Heathers.)

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