I mean, maybe not. Maybe Jessica looked at this and thought, “Yes. An event for a charity Baby2Baby is exactly the place to wear a bra and a large black diaper, the latter for synergy and the former because it’s a metastatement on the emotional and physical pressures of nursing. And the overlay will symbolize the importance of community and connection.”

Or she was like, “I HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD ON MY ABS AND MY GLUE GUN AND FINALLY THE TWAIN SHALL MEET.”

The 2017 Baby2Baby Gala

At the very least, I hope she got 400,000 rewards points at her local craft store. This dress is like the fashion equivalent of a Sandra Lee recipe: semi-homemade and it shows.

[Photos: InStarImages.com]