Every post about Jennifer Hudson could follow this template: “Well, Jennifer’s head and lipstick are [COMPLIMENT], and I like her [ACCESSORY HERE], but I don’t know WHAT is happening with her [PICK WHATEVER WORD FOR ‘OUTFIT’ YOU WANT].” And so it goes again: Her head checks all the boxes. Her shoes are great. And her dress looks like a Kleenex box where they all stuck together when you tried to pull one out, so you yanked harder and they all kind of collapsed in an exhausted, semi-detached pile.

And then the sideways view…

Jennifer Hudson attends the Glamour Women of the Year Red Carpet

… just looks like a full-on T.P. job. Damn the neighborhood kids! When will they LEARN.

[Photos: Backgrid]